What if there was a disease where all the blood in your body rushes to your penis when you’re cold?
So you’d have a massive boner in the cold, not cause you think the cold is a sexymama, but cause you have RPS. Restless Penis Syndrome.
And then you die cause all your blood is in your penis.
And your penis learns how to talk and dance.
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