The Cyber War

Congress is trying to buy the internets. Bill Gates doesn’t want to sell the internets though. So they’re having this big fight and it’s SOPA (Super Original Politicians America) vs PIPA (Pure Intelligent People Awesome) headed by Gates and ex-Union Leader Derek Fisher. They were getting so into and actually turned out the power on WikiPedia. LIPA has announced that they are doing everything they can to restore power to WikiPedia. Hopefully NOBAMA and Gates-Fisher will be able to reach a happy medium and let me be able to use the internets.